{"id":109,"date":"2004-05-15T23:11:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-16T03:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/?p=109"},"modified":"2004-05-15T23:11:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-16T03:11:00","slug":"knives-are-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/2004\/05\/15\/knives-are-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"Knives are bad."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Forgive any typos in this entry. I seem to have sliced a good bit of my finger tonight. I was picking up the butcher&#8217;s knife to cut up some asparagus and it slipped and somehow as it fell, it managed to wedge itself nice and deep into my finger before dropping to the floor.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m such a weenie. But I&#8217;ve got some New Skin on it, which hurt like a bitch putting on, and the bleeding has stopped. Alas, my already deplorable typing skills have slipped even further because I&#8217;m afraid to bend my finger.<\/p>\n<p>Other than that my week has improved. I forgave my daughter for forgetting my birthday and we spent today driving around town while I took photos of her in different parts of town. I have several of them up in my photo albums, in her directory, but here&#8217;s one of them:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.minimelia.com\/pics\/Alley2sml.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>That was taken in one of the alleys downtown. There&#8217;s a set of steps in one of them that go up to nowhere, so I thought she&#8217;d look cool atop them.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m going to go watch a video. Gnighty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forgive any typos in this entry. I seem to have sliced a good bit of my finger tonight. I was picking up the butcher&#8217;s knife to cut up some asparagus&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}