{"id":155,"date":"2005-06-01T22:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-02T02:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/?p=155"},"modified":"2005-06-01T22:25:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-02T02:25:00","slug":"panic-in-gi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/2005\/06\/01\/panic-in-gi\/","title":{"rendered":"Panic in GI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Argh column due, column due.  I&#8217;ve got about 300 words and now I&#8217;m stuck. Filling 22 column inches on short notice is difficult. But I thrive under pressure. No really, I do. <\/p>\n<p>But the cool news of the day today is that my boss is sending me to a writing workshop geared towards people like me who work in the news biz, but have no formal training in writing for a paper. I&#8217;m stoked \ud83d\ude42 Maybe I will learn a few tips (like it&#8217;s impossible to be interesting for 800 words on a tv show. 500 maybe but that&#8217;s pushing it.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, an update on my Piano man: They still don&#8217;t know who he is. <\/p>\n<p>Okay enough stalling. Back to work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Argh column due, column due. I&#8217;ve got about 300 words and now I&#8217;m stuck. Filling 22 column inches on short notice is difficult. But I thrive under pressure. No really,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}