{"id":197,"date":"2005-11-09T00:33:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-09T04:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/?p=197"},"modified":"2005-11-09T00:33:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-09T04:33:00","slug":"lets-talk-laundry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/2005\/11\/09\/lets-talk-laundry\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s talk laundry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Or more specifically, laundry fecking etiquette in an apartment complex.<\/p>\n<p>Rule #1: If someone&#8217;s clothes are still in the dryer (and this is the important bit) and the dryer IS STILL GOING, it means that hmmm, let&#8217;s see &#8211; THE CLOTHES ARE NOT DONE! Just because you two loads of laundry to do does not give you the right to remove my still-wet clothes to dry your own. Git.<\/p>\n<p>Rule #2: Never, ever touch my clothes again. I will kill you.<\/p>\n<p>The sooner I find another place to live the better. I fucking hate this place and my inconsiderate, shrieking sex-having, smoking in the halls, twat neighbours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or more specifically, laundry fecking etiquette in an apartment complex. Rule #1: If someone&#8217;s clothes are still in the dryer (and this is the important bit) and the dryer IS&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}