{"id":203,"date":"2005-11-28T11:28:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-28T15:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/?p=203"},"modified":"2005-11-28T11:28:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-28T15:28:00","slug":"snow-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/2005\/11\/28\/snow-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Snow Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re having the first blizzard of the season today. GI schools actually closed which is a rarity so Shan&#8217;s home. I would dearly have loved to stay home aswell but duty called. I don&#8217;t quite live far enough away to make a case for staying home. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>So I get in the shower and get ready. Unfortunately, it was a good hair day. I say unfortunately because it&#8217;s windy as hell outside and any shiny, soft &#8216;do I have will blow into a frightful tangle the second I step outside. So I bundle up and begin the trek out to the car through blinding, drifting snow and the first problem of the day is my door is frozen shut. I literally can&#8217;t open the damn thing.<\/p>\n<p>I give it a few hip-checks and using both hands I finally wrench it open. I pile my laptop and purse in the back and climb in to start the car. I shut the door &#8211; rather I pulled the door shut only to have it bounce back. The latch is frozen in place and won&#8217;t catch. So now the fecking door won&#8217;t close.<\/p>\n<p>Sighing I get out and decide to worry about that later and I start scraping windows. Soon I notice my car is making funny noises. It&#8217;s spluttering oddly. It&#8217;s not idling quietly like it usually does. It sounds like it has a cold actually. After I get the snow and ice scraped I get back in, holding the door shut and the car gasps and dies.<\/p>\n<p>Frowning, I turn the car back on where it begins to idle funny again. After a few seconds it makes a loud pop and dies. Almost immediately my car fills with a weird smell, like something burning that shouldn&#8217;t be. <\/p>\n<p>That can&#8217;t be good. Now it&#8217;s time to make a decision. Even though I live only a couple miles from work, the thought of the car spluttering and dying on the way during this windy blizzard is not appealing. I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s wrong with the car and it&#8217;s not something I can go get fixed because just about everything is shut down today. So I call poor Tonya, whom I know is intrepid and made it to work just fine, as I try once again to start my car. Her voicemail is treated to the sounds of the car coughing and conking out as well as a few choice curses from me. <\/p>\n<p>After I hang up, I get out and realize that my damn door still won&#8217;t shut. So I dig around and find a metal.. thing shaped like a hand &#8211; I don&#8217;t really know what it&#8217;s for, but it&#8217;s been in my car for eons and the fingers of it are small enough to jimmy the door latch. So I spend about 10 minutes fighting with the latch until I get it to loosen up and the door close.<\/p>\n<p>I gather my things and slowly head back upstairs, utterly defeated, disheveled and worried about missing work when I know others made it in. I just wasn&#8217;t sure my car would make it up there because I&#8217;m not exactly sure what the hell is wrong with it.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I took Shan and her friend to the mall so they could see Corpse Bride and on the way home afterwards there were a number of huge puddles I had to drive through because of all the rain we got. When we dropped off her friend the car did some spluttering and actually died then as well. I&#8217;m wondering if a bunch of water got into it, and then with the temp drop, froze. I&#8217;m hoping it will just clear up when this weather ends and the temps rise. Otherwise I think I&#8217;m fucked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re having the first blizzard of the season today. GI schools actually closed which is a rarity so Shan&#8217;s home. 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