{"id":214,"date":"2005-12-20T14:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-20T18:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/?p=214"},"modified":"2005-12-20T14:35:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-20T18:35:00","slug":"scrap-metal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/2005\/12\/20\/scrap-metal\/","title":{"rendered":"Scrap metal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I&#8217;m running low on my scrap metal content. Yesterday and today I&#8217;ve had to fight to keep my eyes open. So it&#8217;s either low iron rearing up or it&#8217;s too fecking hot in this building and the urge to be cozy and sleep is rampant. Either way I&#8217;ll be stocking up on the spinach and steak. Nothing says Merry Xmas like bloody meat and slimy vegetables \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Had a bit of a row with the kid this morning when she storms out of her room at 20 past 6am because she&#8217;s panicked that she&#8217;s missing her orchestra breakfast. She was supposed to be there at 6am. <\/p>\n<p>WTF is the orchestra teacher trying to do to me? I&#8217;m just waking up at 6am. And Shan is definitely not a morning person to begin with so my question is, is she trying to kill us? Because frankly I can&#8217;t tell you how much I look forward to being even more of a zombie at work because I had to get up at stupid o&#8217;clock to get the kid to a cheap restaurant. Unfortunately I had to break it to her that she just wasn&#8217;t going to make it. There was just no way on earth both of us could get ready for the day in 15 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>She was a little miffed at me, but I thought it was a good lesson for her in making sure she&#8217;s prepared for these kinds of things instead of leaving them til the last minute and then forgetting to suss out the important details until I&#8217;m stumbling out of bed and she has to leave in 15 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately upon arriving at work and reviewing the article in the paper regarding the event I found out that the damn thing wasn&#8217;t this morning anyway. It&#8217;s on Thursday. *sigh*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I&#8217;m running low on my scrap metal content. Yesterday and today I&#8217;ve had to fight to keep my eyes open. So it&#8217;s either low iron rearing up or&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}