{"id":219,"date":"2006-01-08T02:20:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-08T06:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/?p=219"},"modified":"2006-01-08T02:20:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-08T06:20:00","slug":"adventures-in-the-er","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/2006\/01\/08\/adventures-in-the-er\/","title":{"rendered":"Adventures in the ER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m just home from the ER. Too keyed up to go to bed even though I should. Yesterday I had to leave work early because I was in so much pain that hit me out of nowhere. It was on my right side around towards my back. Basically it felt like a charley horse type muscle spasm that kept getting worse and worse. Was all I could do to bolt out of there without passing out. Every breath I took felt as if I was being stabbed in the back.<\/p>\n<p>Somehow I drove to my grandparents, imagining all sorts of horrible things it could be. Once I got there I headed straight for a bed where I could lie down and try to relax in case it was just a weird cramp of some kind. Grampa picked up Shan from school while I laid there waiting for it to ease up. It did a little and I was feeling so guilty about being away from the office and I missed an appointment I had with a guy who wanted a little web lesson. <\/p>\n<p>I began to breathe a little easier and some tylenol I took was helping, so I went back to work. But sitting in my chair there was excruciating again so I asked to go home. Cool boss who probably thought it was a little weird but told me to go anyway. I thought it was all weird too quite frankly and I wasn&#8217;t happy about it.<\/p>\n<p>Got home and found a position I could sit in that lessened the pain. Went to bed early and had an ok night&#8217;s sleep.<\/p>\n<p>All of this has a point I swear, bear with me.<\/p>\n<p>Well I&#8217;ve had this stupid cold for a week now, but it&#8217;s not been anything abnormal. Just a bad cough. Lots of coughing. Well this evening, the pain in my side just completely disappeared. It&#8217;s just gone. Shortly after that I started coughing up blood. Lots of it. Bright red freaking blood.<\/p>\n<p>As you can imagine, I freaked out. Shannon called my grampa, bless his heart, who came and took me to the ER. I hate the ER. I fucking hate it. Hate the smell, hate the brightness of it. So I&#8217;m already panicky about the blood, I&#8217;m freaked about having to set foot in the ER &#8211; it&#8217;s just unpleasant all around.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, they suck my blood, they x-ray my lungs and the long story short (too late!) is I&#8217;ve got pneumonia. In my right lung. That&#8217;s what was causing the pain yesterday and today. The blood, the doctor said, was caused by a combo of a bloody nose and some ruptured blood vessels from all of the violent coughing I&#8217;ve been doing. Nothing else. Other than the pneumonia, I&#8217;m fine. I just have to take antibiotics and rest a lot and drink hella water.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so relieved. I was so scared.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m just home from the ER. Too keyed up to go to bed even though I should. Yesterday I had to leave work early because I was in so much&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}