{"id":229,"date":"2006-04-23T22:44:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-24T02:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/?p=229"},"modified":"2006-04-23T22:44:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-24T02:44:00","slug":"the-row","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/2006\/04\/23\/the-row\/","title":{"rendered":"The Row"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Look what they done to the Row, Doc.<br \/>Made her up into a fancy lady,<br \/>now she begs for the tourist&#8217;s dollar<br \/>never mind about us, Doc.<br \/>They don&#8217;t want us.<\/p>\n<p>All done up in T-shirts and wind socks.<br \/>What&#8217;s the point, Doc?<br \/>Just what is the point?<\/p>\n<p>The Row, she was pretty<br \/>when she was our home. A real<br \/>family we had &#8211; now, ah<br \/>it&#8217;s just so sad, Doc, just so sad.<\/p>\n<p>Somebody went crazy with cement, Doc.<br \/>Poured it every whichway, turned the Row into<br \/>a parking lot. Poured all the character<br \/>right into parking lots. That&#8217;s what the<br \/>Row is today, Doc. Sure glad you can&#8217;t see<br \/>it looking like this. Poured cement and went away. Left big pillars sticking out of the ground.<\/p>\n<p>Got an aquarium you&#8217;d probably like. You couldnt<br \/>afford a ticket in, but you&#8217;d probably like it if<br \/>you could.<\/p>\n<p>The boys are gone, the girls drifted off.<br \/>No heart left on the Row, Doc, not without you.<br \/>Still&#8230;<br \/>sometimes a bubble of laughter floats down from a<br \/>balcony&#8230;and&#8230;..<br \/>Look what they done to the Row, Doc.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Cool eh? My mother wrote that when we lived in Monterey. She&#8217;s talking about Cannery Row (made famous by John Steinbeck and known as home to Doc Ricketts, a marine biologist who lived on the Row until he was killed by a train.)<\/p>\n<p>The Row had such a great history &#8211; old sardine factories, Doc&#8217;s lab, a brothel, stuff like that. Really colourful. Now it&#8217;s nothing but a tourist trap anchored by a really great but expensive as hell aquarium. The shops sell gaudy baubles and surf t-shirts, Doc Rickett&#8217;s is now a raunchy bar and the view of the beautiful bay is obscured by ugly hotels and parking lots. It&#8217;s sad. Doc&#8217;s lab is still there but the whorehouse is now (well at the time we lived there anyway) an ice cream shop, a radio station (KNRY) and gift shop hell.<\/p>\n<p>But enough of that. I was going through some of my mother&#8217;s things yesterday &#8211; stuff I hadn&#8217;t touched since she died &#8211; and I found a goldmine of folders with her writings in them. Short stories, story ideas and outlines, and her poetry. She was a romantic, my mum \ud83d\ude42 I&#8217;m so happy I found this stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look what they done to the Row, Doc.Made her up into a fancy lady,now she begs for the tourist&#8217;s dollarnever mind about us, Doc.They don&#8217;t want us. All done up&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}