I don’t say ‘Bollocks’ nearly enough. It’s such a fabulous word. Bollocks. Bollocks bollocks bollocks. Car salesmen are full of bollocks. Snakes on a plane? Bollocks.<\/p>\n
Just kidding. Snakes on a Plane was hella fun. Yes I said ‘hella.’ What of it?<\/p>\n
So what’s with all the bollocks? One of my netflix movies that just arrived was “Never mind the Bollocks,” a sort of rockumentary on the Sex Pistols. I used to have a huge black and white poster of Sid Vicious on my bedroom wall. I thought he was the epitome of cool. So rock and roll. So punk. He’s the reason I’ve got a leather jacket tucked away in my closet and that to this day I have a weak spot for guys who wear Docs or combat boots.<\/p>\n
Yeah yea, heroin overdose, he couldn’t play bass for shit blah blah blah. I didn’t care about that. I just wanted to look that cool and listen to Johnny Rotten belt out ‘God Save the Queen.’<\/p>\n
Watching this doc I’d forgotten how freaking… freaky Johnny Rotten was. He frightened me then and I have to say he still does. I love him. Love everything he did after the Pistols. But the intense, freaky eyes… Eep!<\/p>\n
Anyway yeah it was a nice trip down Teenage ScareHerParents Street tonight. I think I scared the kid as well when I showed her Johnny doing ‘EMI.’ It may frighten her more than Snakes on a Plane.<\/p>\n
Or I could just be talking bollocks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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