{"id":252,"date":"2006-09-09T09:37:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-09T13:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/?p=252"},"modified":"2006-09-09T09:37:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-09T13:37:00","slug":"spooky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/2006\/09\/09\/spooky\/","title":{"rendered":"Spooky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got home from work last night to a letter from my landlord letting me know they &#8220;are aware I have a cat&#8221; and that I must &#8220;remove the animal immediately&#8221; and that this letter serves &#8220;as the only warning I will receive.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Fucking plumber narc. Tuesday night he shows up unannounced declaring the apartment below me has a leak in their bathroom and he proceeds to barge into my bedroom and into my closet without, you know, asking if it&#8217;s okay. In the process of this intrusion, he sees Spooky, even says hello to her and remarks how much she looks like his cat.<\/p>\n<p>Thursday my landlord drafts this letter and I received it Friday. Of course I spend the evening in tears at the thought of having to give up this cat who&#8217;s been a part of my family for 7 years (and who, incidentally, has lived in this apartment for those 7 years without the landlord saying anything. In fact, many tenants in this complex have a pet.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not blaming the landlord mind you. She&#8217;s just enforcing the lease (after 7 years.) I&#8217;m perfectly aware that it was my decision to have Spooky anyway (after noting several of my neighbours have cats and small dogs.) <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m hoping against hope that my dear cousin will take her in temporarily while I get serious about moving out of this place. I haven&#8217;t asked him yet and I have a feeling he&#8217;s going to say no, after all he&#8217;s already got 8 cats himself (don&#8217;t freak out, he and his better half own a huge house and take excellent care of all of them. They&#8217;re great kitties.) But he&#8217;s pretty much my only hope. There&#8217;s just absolutely no way I will give Spooky to strangers or the Humane Society. <\/p>\n<p>Shannon is gutted and currently curled up on my bed with her right now while Spooky tolerantly allows her to cuddle.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I don&#8217;t know how this works. I&#8217;m half-expecting my landlord to show up at the door today to check I got rid of her. She&#8217;s going to have to suck it though. If I have to comply (and I know I do) I hope she can show she has a heart and at least give me some time to work out something satisfactory that doesn&#8217;t involve my daughter crying crocodile tears at the thought of losing Spooky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got home from work last night to a letter from my landlord letting me know they &#8220;are aware I have a cat&#8221; and that I must &#8220;remove the animal immediately&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}