{"id":284,"date":"2007-07-26T12:41:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-26T16:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/?p=284"},"modified":"2007-07-26T12:41:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-26T16:41:00","slug":"where-is-the-letter-opener","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/2007\/07\/26\/where-is-the-letter-opener\/","title":{"rendered":"Where is the letter opener?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m winding up a call to my gran last night:<\/p>\n<p>Grammy: Ask Shan to tell you about Grampa and the letter opener.<br \/>Me: Ok will do. <\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Me: Hey kiddo. Grammy told me to ask you about the letter opener.<br \/>Shan: *giggle*<br \/>Me: &#8230;*waits for giggle fit to pass*<br \/>Shan: So, you know how the G&#8217;s letter opener has been missing for quite a while now?<br \/>Me: No, but let&#8217;s assume I do.<br \/>Shan: Ok, well you know how the letter opener resembles a butter knife?<br \/>Me: &#8230; *falls off the chair laughing*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m winding up a call to my gran last night: Grammy: Ask Shan to tell you about Grampa and the letter opener.Me: Ok will do. &#8230; Me: Hey kiddo&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}