{"id":369,"date":"2008-02-29T10:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-29T14:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/?p=369"},"modified":"2008-05-15T09:42:16","modified_gmt":"2008-05-15T14:42:16","slug":"the-day-cannot-begin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/2008\/02\/29\/the-day-cannot-begin\/","title":{"rendered":"The day cannot begin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Without passing by this puppy. Well, he\/she is probably more or less past the age of puppydom, but to us, he&#8217;s the funnest puppy EVAR.<\/p>\n<p>We pass him\/her on our way to school\/work every morning, and I wish we could just park and watch him. I&#8217;m going to assume he&#8217;s a he because I&#8217;m tired of the slashies. He likes to chase cars. An honest-to-goodness dog who chases cars. I thought it was a myth. But this puppy is trapped in his yard, hampered by the fence. But that doesn&#8217;t stop him. He&#8217;ll stalk you if you&#8217;re stopped, and completely WIG OUT if you drive by slowly. He&#8217;ll spin and spin and spin to get himself revved up and then FOOM &#8211; he&#8217;s off like a shot when you speed up.<\/p>\n<p>I love watching him. I&#8217;ve even taken to changing my route home so I can see if he&#8217;s out \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/f3Ui6RS7aj4\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/f3Ui6RS7aj4\" wmode=\"transparent\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t catch him doing his spinning thing, but trust me, it&#8217;s hilarious \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Without passing by this puppy. Well, he\/she is probably more or less past the age of puppydom, but to us, he&#8217;s the funnest puppy EVAR. We pass him\/her on our&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,40],"tags":[72],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}