{"id":69,"date":"2003-08-19T16:28:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-19T20:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/?p=69"},"modified":"2003-08-19T16:28:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-19T20:28:00","slug":"69","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/2003\/08\/19\/69\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is the fascination men have with breasts I wonder. The latest trend on TCZ is to have everyone get on their webcams and then the girls flash everyone. Woohoo. Fine if you&#8217;re a promiscuous chick with nice tits, but I&#8217;m having trouble seeing the appeal. Maybe at first the guys are thinking, &#8216;These girls are obtainable! I could shag one of these birds at the next meet because look! They let me look at their boobs!&#8217; I guess I can see the novelty of it. But after a few hours of staring at other people on a webcam with no sound, the novelty wears off. At least for me. Sunday night a bunch of us were doing the cam thing and several spods were quite drunk (not me of course, as a) I had no alcohol in the house and b) I don&#8217;t drink much) but it didn&#8217;t take long for the shirts to come off and the boob brigade to begin. I was under enormous pressure to join in myself, especially since the bloke pressuring me is awfully cute &#8211; but he was sat next to a half-naked girl IRL so I didn&#8217;t see the point. That and of course my daughter was flitting about the place so it wouldn&#8217;t have been very mom-like of me to get my tits out on cam. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I would have even if I&#8217;d been alone. I don&#8217;t want to be viewed as one of &#8216;those&#8217; girls. Sounds awfully bitchy of me, but it&#8217;s a girl thing really. There are a few chicks on TCZ who pretty much go to meets just for the chance to get their tops off for the lads. While I applaud the fact that they are comfortable with themselves enough to enjoy doing that, I don&#8217;t think they understand what sort of label they&#8217;re giving themselves by other females. Or maybe they do understand but could care less. Should any of those girls read this obscure little blog and take offense, realise I am not saying there is anything wrong with having fun and frankly &#8211; if you&#8217;ve got a nice rack and have no hangups about nudity then more power to you. I&#8217;m just saying there&#8217;s going to be a stigma attached to you. It&#8217;s not nice, it&#8217;s not fair but it&#8217;s there. Some less-than-liberal females might tend to think the boob-girls are tarts and slappers and look on them with disdain. <\/p>\n<p>While I don&#8217;t agree with that stigma, I also don&#8217;t think I want to subject myself to it just to give some guys I&#8217;ll probably never see IRL a cheap thrill. I think I like to leave it up to the imagination. Sometimes sexy is what you have on that highlights what&#8217;s underneath rather than just a peepshow. So monster, if you ever read this, I&#8217;m not getting the tits out on cam whether the kidlet&#8217;s home or not \ud83d\ude42 Of course this means my webcam is boring and my viewers drop off quickly when they realise I&#8217;m not getting naked. Oh well \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>I meant to write about how boobs are kind of boring to look at but I sort of went off on a tangent \ud83d\ude42 Anyway&#8230; Boobs are kind of dull. Sure there are different shapes and sizes but the basic ingredients are there for most of them: nipples, areolas and a certain amount of squishiness. Some have tanlines, others are pale. But really.. what good is looking at them if you can&#8217;t get at them? Ohhhh I suppose it&#8217;s nice to have something to think about late at night in bed. Alone. Or maybe something else to think about while in bed with someone who doesn&#8217;t quite have the set you&#8217;d like. Or even in bed with a set you like but you want more for variety \ud83d\ude42 <\/p>\n<p>Oh who knows why guys like looking at them. Guys are weird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is the fascination men have with breasts I wonder. The latest trend on TCZ is to have everyone get on their webcams and then the girls flash everyone. 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