{"id":97,"date":"2003-11-25T09:45:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-25T13:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/?p=97"},"modified":"2003-11-25T09:45:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-25T13:45:00","slug":"97","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/2003\/11\/25\/97\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We nearly made it through the semester without getting sick. My daughter had a simple goal this semester, and that was to have perfect attendance. I believe her ulterior motive for it is some kind of party for the kids who have perfect attendance. Ah well, we&#8217;ve blown it with a lovely chest cold. I hope I&#8217;m not next getting it.<\/p>\n<p>So yeah I am staying home today to look after her. I know that she&#8217;s capable of staying home by herself &#8211; we did it all last summer. But it&#8217;s just different when the kid is sick you know? She needs her mommy \ud83d\ude42 I should keep it short. She&#8217;s waking up now and I can hear the poor thing hacking up a lung.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We nearly made it through the semester without getting sick. My daughter had a simple goal this semester, and that was to have perfect attendance. I believe her ulterior motive&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ukmelia.com\/ridiculousthoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}