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05/10/2003: ""

In my neverending quest to make fun of referrer stats for my sites, I bring you "The Return of the Perverts".

In this edition, you will imagine perverted old men sitting in their dead mother's basement, hunched over a computer, bloated and nearly nude as they search Google and MSN for such things as "nude sunbathing pics" and "nude pics next door" and the really disgusting, "daughter sunbathing pics". Or my favourite one - "NUDE MATURE WOMEN". Imagine the disappointment when these dirty old men stumble onto this blog and wonder why there are no paedophilac XXX images in sight.

Next you'll be able to picture a hormanal teenage girl fresh from seeing Lord of the Rings for the 100th time and frantically searching for "Billy Boyd Shirtless" or "Aragorn naked".

Now, hormonal teenie I don't have a problem with, after all, who *wouldn't* like to see Aragorn naked? big grin But I do think the slobbering old men need a bit of therapy.

I read an article in Wired recently about Google's home office and they have an electronic board around there somewhere that flashes most of the keywords that people type into Google. So think about that the next time you're looking for pictures of your daughter sunbathing on the Internet you disgusting old gits.



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