Where is the letter opener?
So I’m winding up a call to my gran last night:
Grammy: Ask Shan to tell you about Grampa and the letter opener.
Me: Ok will do.
…
Me: Hey kiddo. Grammy told me to ask you about the letter opener.
Shan: *giggle*
Me: …*waits for giggle fit to pass*
Shan: So, you know how the G’s letter opener has been missing for quite a while now?
Me: No, but let’s assume I do.
Shan: Ok, well you know how the letter opener resembles a butter knife?
Me: … *falls off the chair laughing*
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