Ridiculous Thoughts

Someone wrote a little ficlet talking about Carmex and how they didn’t know much about it. So I left this comment:

Carmex is like crack. Goes on so smooth and warm. And then it tingles delightfully and smells so spicy. After a few moments of comforting warmth, a cool sensation spreads over your lips like a soothing mist that protects you from the evils of chapped skin and leaves you with a luscious, soft mouth just waiting to be kissed.

I’m Melia. I am Carmex’s slave.